Coming for Sex?

Once, I heard somebody say that quite a number of people in the west believed that every woman in Thailand was a prostitute.

Well, they, I'd say, missed one point - they should have believed that everybody, men or women, is a prostitute. You know, here, go-go boys are huge as well. When you go on the extreme, why stop half way?

Here's what John Burdett, the author of Bangkok 8, says in his Author's Note "......The sex industry in Thailand is smaller per capita than in Taiwan, the Philippines or the United States...." I take this as a well-researched fact.

To those coming from the 3 countries mentioned, sorry guys, I didn't invent the statistics.

But, for those who still believe that every woman in Thailand sleeps w/ strangers for a living, I'd say "Right on folks, fact or fiction is all up to you. Whatever floats your boat."

What I'd like to suggest in case you're pondering a sex tour in Thailand is this - Sex is a coordination. Sex, although you can buy it, can never be bought. Sex is a two-way street.

If you think that with the money you have you can buy sex anywhere in Thailand whether it be Bangkok, Pattaya, Chaingmai, Phuket, wherever, you're incredibly naive, because what you will get is not sex but another day-job performance of the 'red-collar workers." Trust me! It's such a waaaaste of time.

Here are some tips for sex to be worth your 'investment ' ;-

if you're bald, get your head shaven because that's a whole lot sexier,

if you're old, take a viagra because that goes a long way,

if you're fat, act kind and pleasant because that's easier to get started,

if your breath is bad, avoid kissing at any cost,

if your body odor is prominent, refrain from meat and cheese for a while,

if you're not well-endowned, peruse Kama Sutra or practise yoga,

etc.

If you fall into one of the above categories and still can't bother w/ the code, kindly be advised to stay at home and 'flirt' w/ yourself.

But, if you are willing to practise the preached and be w/ someone else, I'd say "Welcome to Thailand."


Joe, Would-Be Sex Guru