My friend Jeffrey guessed saying 'Hey, I already took a shower" meant "Cover your mouth. I don't wanna be covered with your mucous as I'm already clean!"
You know what? Jeffrey wasn't right. A lot of time, people cover their mouth or turn their face away from you before going at it.
What "Hey, I already took a shower" means is "Hey, I'm respectfully clean here. I don't smell. There's no reason for you to do that."
And, even though you didn't shower and might be the reason for somebody to sneeze, you can still say that. It is one of the lies that will never be questioned!
Joe
2009/11/30
2009/11/28
When you sneeze,
Here in Thailand, when you sneeze, people will say "Hey, I already took a shower". You know what that means?
Will give you the answer tomorrow!
Will give you the answer tomorrow!
2009/11/20
27-Dollar NOKIA
A brand new NOKIA mobile that I bought the other day brought me joy on many levels. First of all, it is a gift for my Randy. His phone had died the previous week. The simple but cute item cost me only THB 890 or USD 27. It must sound dirt cheap in many parts of the world. It is ridiculously cheap for Bangkok too!!
As I said, my joy didn't stop there. Two of my colleagues - a maid & a driver to be specific - thought it was very sensible of me to get this phone. I guess what they meant by sensible is the fact that I, as someone who obviously makes a lot more money than they do, dare to buy this so 'uncool' phone. The idea of my (supposedly rich) white husband carrying this phone around town must be almost too soothing maybe. It must've made them feel more comfortable w/ what they're using. I'm glad as this seems to be the case.
I don't know if Thai people have always been this shallow and insecure but it saddens me everytime when I see this society look up to expensive gadgets and look down on those who can't afford them. I have nothing against those who can afford the newest things that have just hit the market. But, I have everything against those who say they cringe everytime when they have to take calls in public places with their inexpensive phone. The most common place in this case is the public buses. Can you believe it? Who the fuck do they think they can fool?
And, I have nothing against those Blackberry's or iPhones. I just find them rather unsexy. They look like the floppy ass of your middle-aged next door neighbor. Call my point of view sour grape if you will. Right now, I'm just gonna say "Viva La 27-Dollar NOKIA!'
As I said, my joy didn't stop there. Two of my colleagues - a maid & a driver to be specific - thought it was very sensible of me to get this phone. I guess what they meant by sensible is the fact that I, as someone who obviously makes a lot more money than they do, dare to buy this so 'uncool' phone. The idea of my (supposedly rich) white husband carrying this phone around town must be almost too soothing maybe. It must've made them feel more comfortable w/ what they're using. I'm glad as this seems to be the case.
I don't know if Thai people have always been this shallow and insecure but it saddens me everytime when I see this society look up to expensive gadgets and look down on those who can't afford them. I have nothing against those who can afford the newest things that have just hit the market. But, I have everything against those who say they cringe everytime when they have to take calls in public places with their inexpensive phone. The most common place in this case is the public buses. Can you believe it? Who the fuck do they think they can fool?
And, I have nothing against those Blackberry's or iPhones. I just find them rather unsexy. They look like the floppy ass of your middle-aged next door neighbor. Call my point of view sour grape if you will. Right now, I'm just gonna say "Viva La 27-Dollar NOKIA!'
2009/08/08
SURPRISED
Much to my surprise and, of course, delight, Bangkok ranks No. 3 in this year's Travel & Leisure Magazine's best city list. I was convinced it would fall out of top million after what had happened last December & this April. What is it w/ this metropolis?
What is equally surprising is Chiang Mai is back in top 5 after it was nowhere to be seen in last year's list. Not that this and that poll really matters. Well, it doesn't matter when you don't make the final cut!
If you notice, you will see that I last wrote in Jan 09. I was too depressed and ashamed to bring myself to brag about this city. I thought Bangkok was done, over, finished, kaput...forever. The chaos in April further confirmed my conviction. But now this stupid poll?
Confused Joe
What is equally surprising is Chiang Mai is back in top 5 after it was nowhere to be seen in last year's list. Not that this and that poll really matters. Well, it doesn't matter when you don't make the final cut!
If you notice, you will see that I last wrote in Jan 09. I was too depressed and ashamed to bring myself to brag about this city. I thought Bangkok was done, over, finished, kaput...forever. The chaos in April further confirmed my conviction. But now this stupid poll?
Confused Joe
2009/01/21
Yeah, it's hot but that's way too cool!
Ryan, our photographer guest from Denver, Colorado, has made an interesting comment on the general appearance of Thai people, something I had thought about but never said out loud.
Being from a cold climate as Ryan was, he found Bangkok a sweaty place. This year, we'd had a lot of rain and "winter" was creeping in. Apparently, our Thai 'winter' was a bit inadequate for our poor friend.
He was left wondering why Thai people were so "unadorned" when conditions of the weather could be so unbearable at times. From the way he saw it, Bangkokians could probably take good solace in sunglasses and/or hats. But
we don't. And do you wanna know why?
You could probably assume that cost is a reason. No, it's not the case.
Street vendors of Bangkok supply affordable odds and ends to the entire city. Reasonably-priced sunglasses of 150 Baht (USD 4.4 or Euro 3.3) or cheap, cheap hats of any factory design of 100 Baht (USD 3 or Euro 2.5) are just two items on this endless list.
Or you might try your guess that it's the being-used-to-it factor. Yes, but only to a certain degree. Just like how westerners will never be able to withstand the harshness of the cold weather w/ bare skin, Thai people will always find it intolerable to bear the glaring sun for too long. This is why air-conditioned malls are so popular in this culture. When it's not cool to don a pair of sunglasses or a hat when it is hot, people naturally turn to something else that other people disapprove of not.
Now, let me elaborate.
While Thai society is a free society in many respects (homosexuality for instance,) she is rather strict when it comes to how you should feel about the image you portray to other people. I'm talking about appearance and mannerism here. What this society always champions is the 'not-in-your-face, the quieter the better' attitude. Understatement is explicitly valued over ostentation. So, can a hat and a pair of sunglasses be too much?
Well, let's just put it this way. People here do not say it out loud but if the word is really squeezed out and put on paper so the whole world could read, it will either read Pretentious or Affected. "Where are you from? Your family has such a high standing? Or, you've graduated from abroad? Even so, is there really a need to go around advertising your social status w/ how you look?"
This thought alone of how other people might be viewing you keeps a lot of people away from those cool stands in the market. However, farangs are not subject to this "scrutiny." We Thai people have such an knack in discriminating against our own kind. So, don't worry. Wear a hat if you feel hot. Wear the flashiest pair of sunglasses if uncool you feel not.
Being from a cold climate as Ryan was, he found Bangkok a sweaty place. This year, we'd had a lot of rain and "winter" was creeping in. Apparently, our Thai 'winter' was a bit inadequate for our poor friend.
He was left wondering why Thai people were so "unadorned" when conditions of the weather could be so unbearable at times. From the way he saw it, Bangkokians could probably take good solace in sunglasses and/or hats. But
we don't. And do you wanna know why?
You could probably assume that cost is a reason. No, it's not the case.
Street vendors of Bangkok supply affordable odds and ends to the entire city. Reasonably-priced sunglasses of 150 Baht (USD 4.4 or Euro 3.3) or cheap, cheap hats of any factory design of 100 Baht (USD 3 or Euro 2.5) are just two items on this endless list.
Or you might try your guess that it's the being-used-to-it factor. Yes, but only to a certain degree. Just like how westerners will never be able to withstand the harshness of the cold weather w/ bare skin, Thai people will always find it intolerable to bear the glaring sun for too long. This is why air-conditioned malls are so popular in this culture. When it's not cool to don a pair of sunglasses or a hat when it is hot, people naturally turn to something else that other people disapprove of not.
Now, let me elaborate.
While Thai society is a free society in many respects (homosexuality for instance,) she is rather strict when it comes to how you should feel about the image you portray to other people. I'm talking about appearance and mannerism here. What this society always champions is the 'not-in-your-face, the quieter the better' attitude. Understatement is explicitly valued over ostentation. So, can a hat and a pair of sunglasses be too much?
Well, let's just put it this way. People here do not say it out loud but if the word is really squeezed out and put on paper so the whole world could read, it will either read Pretentious or Affected. "Where are you from? Your family has such a high standing? Or, you've graduated from abroad? Even so, is there really a need to go around advertising your social status w/ how you look?"
This thought alone of how other people might be viewing you keeps a lot of people away from those cool stands in the market. However, farangs are not subject to this "scrutiny." We Thai people have such an knack in discriminating against our own kind. So, don't worry. Wear a hat if you feel hot. Wear the flashiest pair of sunglasses if uncool you feel not.
2008/12/14
Loft Living at Its Best
- 50 sq.meters plus open plan
- vaulted ceilings
- stylish loft style decor
- character sliding wood/glass doors opening onto a large terrace
- terrace is a tropical garden waiting to be enjoyed
- sublime view of BKK's skyline especially at night
- under renovation, scheduled for completion by Dec 20, 08
- introductory rate of THB 1,500 per night
2008/12/07
PATTAYA
Eric was conjuring up dinner in the kitchen of his Pattaya apartment. Me, I was enjoying the gin and tonic he'd just prepared as an aperitif. A fragrant mini pyramid incense was burning dutifully from across the room. A French film could be heard from TV5. Even though the language sounded, as usual, really smart and sophisticated, I couldn't have been more unconcerned with what was happening there.
Even though the thought of the Italian dish and fine wine was exciting, I was still hung up on my splendid session at the Pattaya Gay Beach that past afternoon. You can't know for sure if you and your favorite bikini have caught a lot of eyes there, but it certainly feels good to believe they have. Maybe this is something a thirty-year-old has to cling to for a few more years. Just maybe.
The ambience of Eric's cozy apartment was giving me all the comfort in the world that everything was alright. His political point of view, particularly regarding Thai politics, however, was not.
Fireworks were gracing the starless sky of Pattaya, singing praises for His Majesty the King on his 81st birthday. Despite her colonial outlook and feel, Pattaya remains defiantly Thai and devoted to the Father of the Kingdom. The man-made spectacle was majestic and I was impressed with the celebratory note permeating the cool breeze of this tourist town (well on her way to becoming a city.)
I would have one more day to play the role of a visitor from Bangkok. No matter how impressive Eric's culinary skill may turn out to be, I would have to make sure my stomach remained flat for my final day on Pattaya's decadent beach. Before heading back to work, back to Bangkok, back to reality.
The airport had just been re-opened, but not everybody was relieved. A lot of people seemed convinced it was only a hiatus. More fights and lawlessness, in one form or another, would come when due. These unhappy people could be right, but I am hopeful that they were wrong. I am somewhat disappointed that people can't seem to enjoy the moment without thinking of some awful thing that in the end might not even happen. As for me, I prefer not to borrow any trouble but to deal with it as it comes. If in fact it does.
Eric's description of the Thai conflict was “very typical.” New power busily tightening its grip on society. Old counterpart desperately seeking ways to stop it. We all have seen what the old money was capable of, haven't we? It is interesting to note that the Suvarnabhumi International Airport was built by the government of the emerging regime. I am not gonna tell you which side Eric is on. Yes, he is a foreigner but he does take sides. Anyway, there was always a hint, wasn't there ? - he said that PAD's seizure of the airports was just one small thing.
Naturally, as we hadn't seen each other for a while, I was curious to see more of the mind of this ex boyfriend of mine. So, I sought his opinion on Barrack Obama. American friends, guests, and acquaintances of mine, and of course ex's seemed to be infatuated w/ this guy. My French ex couldn't have looked more bored when answering my simple question. He was simply wondering what would be the slightest difference between Monsieur McCain and Monsieur Obama? America would always have her way over any individual she called the President.
Here they came. The much-anticipated pasta and red wine. Le chef du jour was intent on observing my outward show of appreciation. And I totally did! If only he would put all his points of view aside. Let's just eat and savor the moment.
After everything, I am still hopeful about my country, her politics and all that crap. And I'm not gonna live a life of servitude, a life of being chained to a dubious future that so far exists only in our silly imagination. Once again, I'll deal with that when, and if, it comes.
Oh, I remember now. My bikinis were still soaking in the bathroom sink. I'd better wash and hang them now. Who knows? Looking fabulous on the Pattaya Gay Beach tomorrow might lead me to something that really matters. Don't count me out just yet. One day I might be able to truthfully type such words as my Chinese ex, my Russian ex, my Iraqi ex, my Iranian ex, my North Korean ex, my Cuban ex, etc. Let's see if there will be only America that continues to dominate the planet.
Hopeful Joe
Even though the thought of the Italian dish and fine wine was exciting, I was still hung up on my splendid session at the Pattaya Gay Beach that past afternoon. You can't know for sure if you and your favorite bikini have caught a lot of eyes there, but it certainly feels good to believe they have. Maybe this is something a thirty-year-old has to cling to for a few more years. Just maybe.
The ambience of Eric's cozy apartment was giving me all the comfort in the world that everything was alright. His political point of view, particularly regarding Thai politics, however, was not.
Fireworks were gracing the starless sky of Pattaya, singing praises for His Majesty the King on his 81st birthday. Despite her colonial outlook and feel, Pattaya remains defiantly Thai and devoted to the Father of the Kingdom. The man-made spectacle was majestic and I was impressed with the celebratory note permeating the cool breeze of this tourist town (well on her way to becoming a city.)
I would have one more day to play the role of a visitor from Bangkok. No matter how impressive Eric's culinary skill may turn out to be, I would have to make sure my stomach remained flat for my final day on Pattaya's decadent beach. Before heading back to work, back to Bangkok, back to reality.
The airport had just been re-opened, but not everybody was relieved. A lot of people seemed convinced it was only a hiatus. More fights and lawlessness, in one form or another, would come when due. These unhappy people could be right, but I am hopeful that they were wrong. I am somewhat disappointed that people can't seem to enjoy the moment without thinking of some awful thing that in the end might not even happen. As for me, I prefer not to borrow any trouble but to deal with it as it comes. If in fact it does.
Eric's description of the Thai conflict was “very typical.” New power busily tightening its grip on society. Old counterpart desperately seeking ways to stop it. We all have seen what the old money was capable of, haven't we? It is interesting to note that the Suvarnabhumi International Airport was built by the government of the emerging regime. I am not gonna tell you which side Eric is on. Yes, he is a foreigner but he does take sides. Anyway, there was always a hint, wasn't there ? - he said that PAD's seizure of the airports was just one small thing.
Naturally, as we hadn't seen each other for a while, I was curious to see more of the mind of this ex boyfriend of mine. So, I sought his opinion on Barrack Obama. American friends, guests, and acquaintances of mine, and of course ex's seemed to be infatuated w/ this guy. My French ex couldn't have looked more bored when answering my simple question. He was simply wondering what would be the slightest difference between Monsieur McCain and Monsieur Obama? America would always have her way over any individual she called the President.
Here they came. The much-anticipated pasta and red wine. Le chef du jour was intent on observing my outward show of appreciation. And I totally did! If only he would put all his points of view aside. Let's just eat and savor the moment.
After everything, I am still hopeful about my country, her politics and all that crap. And I'm not gonna live a life of servitude, a life of being chained to a dubious future that so far exists only in our silly imagination. Once again, I'll deal with that when, and if, it comes.
Oh, I remember now. My bikinis were still soaking in the bathroom sink. I'd better wash and hang them now. Who knows? Looking fabulous on the Pattaya Gay Beach tomorrow might lead me to something that really matters. Don't count me out just yet. One day I might be able to truthfully type such words as my Chinese ex, my Russian ex, my Iraqi ex, my Iranian ex, my North Korean ex, my Cuban ex, etc. Let's see if there will be only America that continues to dominate the planet.
Hopeful Joe
2008/11/26
FAITH
I guess you all must have known by now that Bangkok’s international airport is under siege by an anti-government protest group. People’s Alliance for? Democracy or PAD vows not to leave unless the democratically-elected government packs their suitcase.
This is the new peak of our political deadlock that has been going on for a while. Seizure of the Government House since late August doesn’t seem to be working. So, the most important airport of the country has become the natural next target.
You might be wondering why our authorities have allowed this to happen. Well, Thailand is one complicated country baby. I hope that one day I will be able to give all the details without worrying about anything.
Anyway, I’ve been hurt long enough. Hurt from seeing my beloved motherland being betrayed. Hurt from witnessing her being raped while I am unable to do anything to rescue her.
But now, I’m not gonna hurt any more. I’ve come to a realization that my being hurt for her equates into a hideous insult to her. I mean, that all along I regarded her as a victim when she’s fucking NOT.
She is a beautiful, kind-hearted and forgiving mother who, however, won’t take shit from any ungrateful child for too long. She’s INDEPENDENT. Nofuckingbody owns her. It’s been proven in history, time and time again. Whoever (let me repeat…Whoever) thinks that they can do anything and try to claim her will be more than sorry. Mark my word! Soon enough, they will see, feel, and witness their ass, whether it be big, flat, sagging, or stretch-marked, kiiiiicked big time. Mark my word.
Faithful Joe
This is the new peak of our political deadlock that has been going on for a while. Seizure of the Government House since late August doesn’t seem to be working. So, the most important airport of the country has become the natural next target.
You might be wondering why our authorities have allowed this to happen. Well, Thailand is one complicated country baby. I hope that one day I will be able to give all the details without worrying about anything.
Anyway, I’ve been hurt long enough. Hurt from seeing my beloved motherland being betrayed. Hurt from witnessing her being raped while I am unable to do anything to rescue her.
But now, I’m not gonna hurt any more. I’ve come to a realization that my being hurt for her equates into a hideous insult to her. I mean, that all along I regarded her as a victim when she’s fucking NOT.
She is a beautiful, kind-hearted and forgiving mother who, however, won’t take shit from any ungrateful child for too long. She’s INDEPENDENT. Nofuckingbody owns her. It’s been proven in history, time and time again. Whoever (let me repeat…Whoever) thinks that they can do anything and try to claim her will be more than sorry. Mark my word! Soon enough, they will see, feel, and witness their ass, whether it be big, flat, sagging, or stretch-marked, kiiiiicked big time. Mark my word.
Faithful Joe
2008/11/11
Loy Krathong Festival
Tomorrow night (Nov 12) will be a night to remember. Thousands of people across Bangkok (and millions throughout Thailand) will be out and about for a spiritual yet romantic little outing. We will all chip in to decorate our rivers, canals, ponds, swamps, pools etc w/ a gorgeous thing.
“Loy” means to float. “Krathong” refers to a small raft holding a lit candle, burnt incense and of course ornate flowers which could be lotus, banana leaves, orchids, jasmine, roses, or daffodils. Anything goes.
On this night in early November, everybody knows it’s time to be humble in a flamboyant style. The moon is full. The tide is high. The rainy season is bidding goodbye. The cool period of the year is saying Hi. Let’s apologize.
But to whom?
To the Goddess of Water, for any wrong doing that has been done to her during the past year, whether it be - taking water for granted, taking fish and other water animals away from Her, …….or peeing into Her, oops.
To be eligible for Her forgiveness, one needs to send a beautiful gift on this full moon night.
Unlike folks in small villages where a temple pond is the only place to go, people of Bangkok will have many choices to choose from. Wisit and friends might be planning to launch their Krathong’s on the Chao Phraya River. Warunee has probably set her eye on a canal close to her house. Surasak should just go to a pond in the Lumpini Park ‘cause it’s a minute from his work. Munlika will stick w/ the swimming pool of her condominium as every other year.
But take note: lovers must never float their Krathong’s at the front pond of my school, Chulalongkorn University. We believe it has a breakup curse. But, if that’s your goal, hail a cab!
Besides the apology, everybody is free to make a wish for whatever they feel they deserve, and let me tell you, for some people, it is strictly worldly. More money, another promotion, men wishing for bigger boobs on their next girlfriend, chicks secretly asking her man’s hairline to stop receding. Me? Let me think.
A monthly hot fling!
You would probably be right if you have already started to feel sorry for the Goddess of Water.
Back to the raft, Thailand has almost come full circle. A few years back, styrofoam was ubiquitous. Nowadays, whatever is being used, it must be natural. So most people use banana trunk as in the picture below.
The three cut slices belong to one of my colleagues. She’s not gonna buy but make them all herself. One is for her. Another is for her boyfriend. The other will be for another man her boyfriend doesn’t need to know.
Trust me it’s gonna be a hectic night for Peggy.
Joe
P.S. Special thank to www.thaiworldview.com
2008/11/07
TIGHT
A week after the end of Oct and a lot of people seem to have recovered from the reckless spending spree that revitalized and jeopardized Bangkok.
Myself included.
Having spent all of our extra cash from our monthly pay, we will now have to stay lean every single day. Well, until November ends. Until then, we’ve got to describe this period as TIGHT.
But, this doesn’t mean we will be totally denied any fun which, in many cases, is totally free when it comes to Bangkok. Look at our police officers.
That’s right. You didn’t misread anything.
When my mother first moved to Bangkok last year, she didn’t quite know her way around. So, it was more often than not that she ended up violating this and that traffic rule. You know, you can’t make a u-turn here, turn left there and the police will chase and place a ticket upon you. Those types of things.
But, she always ended up escaping any form of punishment by the officers. What they would give her is a sighhh saying “Auntie, don’t do this again. It is not as simple as your home town.” And, she was let go. Auntie? I’ll explain this cultural stuff in a future post.
True, such leniency towards the elders makes our guys in khaki uniform cool in some people’s eyes. But what will really arrest your eyes cannot be anything but the really tight outfits that accentuates the shape and form of the officers themselves.
It is something that I grew up w/ and, hence, have taken for granted. But, as foreign guest after foreign guest commented in unison about how TIGHT it is, I began to notice.
From what I understand, the tight uniform is supposed to keep our boys shape-conscious. Good appearance is definitely part of the whole package of this section of civil servants. That will inspire admiration and cooperation from the general public and of course, intimidate the crooked.
Whatever. None of these dudes inspire or intimidate me. But many of them sort of excite me. Look at the same guy from behind.
Well, officer, tell me how I can direct your official attention my way. What offence should I commit so you could pronounce me a trouble maker? Just tell me so you would have a valid reason to handcuff me!
Curious Joe
2008/10/30
Monthly Bailout
On average, each month contains 30 days. According to any estimate, Bangkok harbors millions of men and women attaching their lives to their monthly pay. I can’t help but wonder how many days in a month an average Joe is allowed to feel “affluent.” Also, I’m curious about how many of those can spend relatively freely for more than a few days in that month. As far as I have seen, there are not too many days or too many people, which doesn’t come as a big surprise. Just ask any big city about the subjects who roam her streets on a daily basis.
But one thing that I know for sure is that when the ordinary people of the City of Angels rejoice over their payday, they do it in unison.
The starting monthly wage for college graduates holding a bachelor’s degree is an average of THB 12,000 (approx USD 350 or Euro 266.) (side note: minimum salary to have a regular credit card approved is THB 15,000 (approx USD 440 or Euro 330.)) Almost all monthly salaries in Bangkok come wired to a person’s bank account at month’s end. Pay day, hurray!!!!!
That is when it all happens.
There are a few reasons why a celebration en mass happens across the city. First of all, many young workers, esp. those leaving their parents behind in the provinces, get to take pride in sending a portion of their income home in support of the elders. This is on top of the Social Security Fund introduced some 15 years ago, a program that has been in place longer than most people can remember.
What is left after the above mentioned ‘gratitude’ tax is for city necessities. Rent (approx 4,000 - 5,000 Baht/month for a basic studio &, if you as a Bangkok native don't live w/ your parents anymore, which is increasingly common,) food, clothes, CELL PHONE BILL, and OTHER SOCIAL TAXES. Month end seems to be the only time of any month when most people can flirt w/ luxury, whatever that means individually. The best pay day is the one that falls on the Friday preceding the last weekend of a month. Call it Mad Friday if you will.
Vendor stalls that form part of canteen tents welcome administrative and secretarial staff who otherwise would only gobble up a 25-Baht meal in the food section and then head back to work. This day of the month sings a much more pleasurable tune. This day also sees office maids brandishing their 100-Baht bill at the vending section of the tent as well. But, higher earners from the same company go far beyond the tents.
After work these folks congregate with friends and lovers and flock to malls, restaurants, movie houses, bars, and concerts. It is so typical of department stores and retail shops to be flaunting discounts of 50-80% at midnight sales or clearance discounts over the last weekend of the month. This is when Bangkok is at her commercial peak. The traffic is beyond ludicrous, the sidewalks congested, taxi drivers happiest, night scenes the most flamboyant and of course spenders the most reckless. The entire city becomes a kite, flying high on ecstasy.
Euphoria is rampant.
After the happy pill makes you go up, it will eventually take you down. This very same law of gravity applies w/ Bangkok's spree as well. Taxi drivers told me they make good money from the 25th of any month until around the 10th of the next. Between then is not their favorite period. Also, I've never seen any out-of-this-world campaign to boost earnings by any establishment in the middle of a month. The hyper metropolis becomes sober for a while. Then, another pill is popped and the gorgeous numbness kicks in again.
Speaking of public spending, I can't help but be reminded of the financial gloom merrily spun by the world’s media at the moment. In Thailand's case, our central bank keeps assuring us we are just fine. For one thing, they say, non-performing loan accounts for only 4% of the total assets by all commercials banks in the country.
So, fine it is.
Travelers usually ask what time of the year is best to visit a place blah blah blah. Now, it’s not exclusively about which time of year anymore, is it? Come see right through most Bangkokians at a month's end or otherwise. Just pick a schedule you fantasize.
Oooh tomorrow is Friday, the 31st of October. What Chilean wine should I get for dinner? Should it be Merlot, Cabernet Sauvignon, or, Syrah? Oooh, can't wait! (side note: I'd rather use cash on "luxurious" items ‘cause I absolutely detest receiving a credit card statement from some heartless bank that demands at least a thousand Baht as the minimum payment.)
Struggling Joe
2008/10/26
She Bangs!
A question to those who have been to Bangkok: did you ever wonder why a lot of places here start w/ a "Bang"? For those who have only heard of Bangkok, know now there are tons of Bang's in the city.
The other night, our guest Mohsin couldn't remember the entire name of a district where he was going to attend a wedding of his Thai friend. He showed me an address and it read Bang Khun Prom. Oooh, that's far!
Before Mohsin, we had four fab girls from the States. One night, they dragged my husband w/ them to see pussy shows at Patpong.
On top of some of the wackiest sex shows in the city's main red-light district, Patpong is also good for counterfeit enthusiasts. What are you thinking of? Rolex, Tag Heuer, Casio, Louis Vitton, Chanel, Prada, Ray Ban. Anything you wish for! But too bad, we human beings haven't figured out how to copy a Rolls Royce or Lamborghini yet.
Before I digress any further, let me just state that Patpong and all its unsavory offerings (or savory, depending on your point of view) are under the jurisdiction of Bang Rak District. "Rak" means love. So, back in the day, this area must have been crammed w/ love trees. Pls don't ask me what it looks like 'cause I was apparently born way too late. Now, move on to another district also w/ a Bang.
The last stop of our underground MRT is 'Bang Sue." Oooh, why would you bang someone and then sue them? Is that level of dissatisfaction even fathomable? Ok, "Sue" means honesty or naivety in the Thai language. Whatever that means in this case! The district could have been the neighborhood of honest or naïve people to acquire such a title. Or, perhaps there's a tree or creature called "Sue" too?
Anyway, let's emerge from the subway and fly in the sky w/ the city's BTS skytrain. The up and coming extension to be in service next August will pass two areas w/ a Bang – Bang Chak and Bang Na. I'm not sure what's worth seeing in Bang Chak but you might wanna check out BITEC Bang Na, a huge exhibition hall notorious for its motor shows held quite often throughout the year. You know, apart from the cars, you also get skimpily-clad girls who might make you appreciate the vehicles more (which might not be the case in the first place.)
Get off the skytrain at Saphan Taksin Station and venture out on a boat to an older part of the city, Bangkok Noi (small Bangkok) and Bangkok Yai (big Bangkok.) What you will get here is mostly cultural stuff – the Chao Phraya River, canals, palaces, a train station w/ long history, villages specializing in various craftsmanship, the Thai Royal Navy base, and of course temples after temples. Want a famous one? Sure – Temple of Dawn or Wat Arun.
Contrary to a popular belief, Bangkok is indeed on the sea – the Gulf of Thailand. But only one district (out of 50) can claim this title and it is called Bang Khun Thian.
In summary, the city is subdivided by 50 districts, 12 of which starts w/ a Bang for the name. We all know what Bang as a verb in English means and what type of pleasure it can lead to. In the Thai language, the noun form is used to refer to a village or settlement situated on a river or canal. Once upon a time, Bangkok used to be a small trading center and port community on the west bank of the Chao Phraya River. Now, you wanna know what "Kok' means?
On its own, it isn't a word yet, but possibly comes from "Ma-kok' which means olive. So, the once small town of Bangkok may have been abundant in olive orchards or traded olive as her main product.
Whatever she used to be or do, Bangkok now is a city that bangs. Here, you should easily get what you want, depending on how you look at it. She bangs you. You bang her. Or, you bang each other.
Joe
The other night, our guest Mohsin couldn't remember the entire name of a district where he was going to attend a wedding of his Thai friend. He showed me an address and it read Bang Khun Prom. Oooh, that's far!
Before Mohsin, we had four fab girls from the States. One night, they dragged my husband w/ them to see pussy shows at Patpong.
On top of some of the wackiest sex shows in the city's main red-light district, Patpong is also good for counterfeit enthusiasts. What are you thinking of? Rolex, Tag Heuer, Casio, Louis Vitton, Chanel, Prada, Ray Ban. Anything you wish for! But too bad, we human beings haven't figured out how to copy a Rolls Royce or Lamborghini yet.
Before I digress any further, let me just state that Patpong and all its unsavory offerings (or savory, depending on your point of view) are under the jurisdiction of Bang Rak District. "Rak" means love. So, back in the day, this area must have been crammed w/ love trees. Pls don't ask me what it looks like 'cause I was apparently born way too late. Now, move on to another district also w/ a Bang.
The last stop of our underground MRT is 'Bang Sue." Oooh, why would you bang someone and then sue them? Is that level of dissatisfaction even fathomable? Ok, "Sue" means honesty or naivety in the Thai language. Whatever that means in this case! The district could have been the neighborhood of honest or naïve people to acquire such a title. Or, perhaps there's a tree or creature called "Sue" too?
Anyway, let's emerge from the subway and fly in the sky w/ the city's BTS skytrain. The up and coming extension to be in service next August will pass two areas w/ a Bang – Bang Chak and Bang Na. I'm not sure what's worth seeing in Bang Chak but you might wanna check out BITEC Bang Na, a huge exhibition hall notorious for its motor shows held quite often throughout the year. You know, apart from the cars, you also get skimpily-clad girls who might make you appreciate the vehicles more (which might not be the case in the first place.)
Get off the skytrain at Saphan Taksin Station and venture out on a boat to an older part of the city, Bangkok Noi (small Bangkok) and Bangkok Yai (big Bangkok.) What you will get here is mostly cultural stuff – the Chao Phraya River, canals, palaces, a train station w/ long history, villages specializing in various craftsmanship, the Thai Royal Navy base, and of course temples after temples. Want a famous one? Sure – Temple of Dawn or Wat Arun.
Contrary to a popular belief, Bangkok is indeed on the sea – the Gulf of Thailand. But only one district (out of 50) can claim this title and it is called Bang Khun Thian.
In summary, the city is subdivided by 50 districts, 12 of which starts w/ a Bang for the name. We all know what Bang as a verb in English means and what type of pleasure it can lead to. In the Thai language, the noun form is used to refer to a village or settlement situated on a river or canal. Once upon a time, Bangkok used to be a small trading center and port community on the west bank of the Chao Phraya River. Now, you wanna know what "Kok' means?
On its own, it isn't a word yet, but possibly comes from "Ma-kok' which means olive. So, the once small town of Bangkok may have been abundant in olive orchards or traded olive as her main product.
Whatever she used to be or do, Bangkok now is a city that bangs. Here, you should easily get what you want, depending on how you look at it. She bangs you. You bang her. Or, you bang each other.
Joe
2008/10/16
Bangkok Art & Cultural Center
We had waited for so long. The street corner used to be a little public park nobody frequented. Due to its prime location, one of the former governors of Bangkok (who now is an ousted prime minister of Thailand who could be jailed for two years) wanted to turn it into a parking lot. A guy like that deserves a sentence, doesn’t he? Anyone who encourages driving! Note: he is not going to serve some 24 months in jail for that reason though.
Mr. Apirak, during his last term as the Governor of Bangkok, (he just got re-elected earlier this month) made this hip gallery happen.
If you think you might be going blind because of the myriad of goods on offer at a bunch of shopping malls nearby, stop at Bangkok Art & Cultural Center for the good and the better. It is just across the street from the MBK Center. But there’s no need to wait for a green light to cross a busy street. There is a skywalk from the MBK Center which means that the new round gallery is just half a minute away. Let’s see what Thai artists have to say.
The current feature is “Traces of Siamese Smiles,” (Thailand's old name is Siam) which will be on until late November this year. In addition to this exhibit , less established artists, esp. painters, are allowed to exhibit and sell their master pieces over some weekends. The front of the building is where the “trade” would take place. See? We love street enterprises and just maybe you will find another Bangkok souvenir to bring home and brag about. Just a few hundred meters away from the new gallery, there is this little compound tucked inside a little lane housing a beautiful teak house. Heard of Jim Thompson? That’s right. It is the Jim Thompson House. While he was alive, he was an ardent art collector. Go visit his superb residence here in the heart of Bangkok, and you’ll see what the fuss is all about.
Decades later, a local man built a sizable building to showcase local arts. If Mr. Thomson was still here, he would be so pleased. Maybe this is the beginning of an art scene of some sort for Bangkok. So, don’t write this third-world city off just yet.
Art happens when people have enough to eat. Art is created when we can afford more time to think of things other than survival. Bangkok is still far from being a loaded city, financially speaking. But, she somehow conjured up this artsy place so snobs from around the world won’t have too many insults to hurl.
Nearest skytrain station: National Stadium.
Joe
2008/10/14
Happy Ending
My good friend Ed from New York City is treating me to a session at a spa here in Bangkok tomorrow. Facial, manicure and massage. But not just a massage, rather a massage with a ‘happy ending’ if I so desire. And I must confess that in all my years of traveling to and living in Thailand I have never availed myself of a massage with a happy ending. I think I’ll pass tomorrow also, not that I am prudish or anything.
But there is a happy ending that I would like to get. If you have read some of my previous guest posts you’ll know that I have been coming to Thailand for 15 years. For the most part it was magical and captivating. It was just over 4 years ago that I decided to move and live here full time. I was drawn to the more peaceful, open, tolerant society. Sure, I knew there would be problems, that it wouldn’t be perfect. But in my mind I felt that I had brokered a deal for a new life with a ‘happy ending’. I’ve had to question all this over the past couple of weeks as Thai society has literally come undone with violent street demonstrations.
It’s my opinion that Thailand is still one of the safest countries in the world to live and you’d have to look far and wide to find a city on the scale of Bangkok that offers more personal safety. If you avoid the protest area around the Government House you’ll be in no danger whatsoever, almost anywhere in Bangkok. But the realization that Thailand is changing, and not for the better, has deeply saddened me. Opposing sides in the conflict have drawn a line in the sand. Compromise seems not to be in the picture. Lives have been lost, hundreds have been injured. Is it too late for Thais to return to their Buddhist teachings and look for the ‘middle path’? Certainly, if both sides were willing to do this the violence would stop and meaningful dialogue would follow that would hopefully lead to a solution. Thai or farang, we all must be very disappointed that we are not getting the happy ending that we so desired. I for one hope that both sides will come to their senses soon and that no more lives will be lost.
At BangkokSong we won’t promise you a happy ending. But we will promise you a visit that is an accurate reflection of Thailand today. Isn’t that what travel is all about?
Randall
But there is a happy ending that I would like to get. If you have read some of my previous guest posts you’ll know that I have been coming to Thailand for 15 years. For the most part it was magical and captivating. It was just over 4 years ago that I decided to move and live here full time. I was drawn to the more peaceful, open, tolerant society. Sure, I knew there would be problems, that it wouldn’t be perfect. But in my mind I felt that I had brokered a deal for a new life with a ‘happy ending’. I’ve had to question all this over the past couple of weeks as Thai society has literally come undone with violent street demonstrations.
It’s my opinion that Thailand is still one of the safest countries in the world to live and you’d have to look far and wide to find a city on the scale of Bangkok that offers more personal safety. If you avoid the protest area around the Government House you’ll be in no danger whatsoever, almost anywhere in Bangkok. But the realization that Thailand is changing, and not for the better, has deeply saddened me. Opposing sides in the conflict have drawn a line in the sand. Compromise seems not to be in the picture. Lives have been lost, hundreds have been injured. Is it too late for Thais to return to their Buddhist teachings and look for the ‘middle path’? Certainly, if both sides were willing to do this the violence would stop and meaningful dialogue would follow that would hopefully lead to a solution. Thai or farang, we all must be very disappointed that we are not getting the happy ending that we so desired. I for one hope that both sides will come to their senses soon and that no more lives will be lost.
At BangkokSong we won’t promise you a happy ending. But we will promise you a visit that is an accurate reflection of Thailand today. Isn’t that what travel is all about?
Randall
2008/10/11
Dream World
The alarm clock shook me out of a dream early one morning. It was 5.30 am, and I needed to get up right away or I would be late for Dream World.
To continue w/ the tradition, my company was set to celebrate an anniversary in a grand style. This year was her 40th.
There are two reasons why I agreed to part w/ my Saturday morning, precious idyllic time that makes up my day off. 1) I wanted to please my boss by joining the event and 2) I needed something to lift up my spirit after being so disturbed w/ another deadly clash in Bangkok a few days ago.
Dream World could be the place.
A few thousand employees and their family were given a free ticket and food allowance to descend upon and enjoy Bangkok’s Disneyland. Too bad, I couldn’t bring my husband along. It is clearly said in the conditions that the spouse has to be recognized under Thai law. Well, this is what happens when the laws are yet to acknowledge your bedroom behavior and mating preference.
But, it’s good that there is someone my age in our small department. And, it’s even better that most of my colleagues have past their “theme-park prime,” and yet their children are still too young for many sections of the park. So the assistant accountant and I teamed up and explored the place before it is too late for us as well. Our only hope before the game started was that we wouldn’t come to the realization that our time also had already been. If only Dream World could promise more hope for two 30 year olds.
Hurricane, Haunted Castle (which was lame, lame, lame), Vikings, Snow Town, Raptor, Mountain Space (for which we queued for an hour but which last 2 minutes), Grand Canyon (where we got thoroughly soaked), Super Splash (which wasn’t planned at all before we got wet,) Sky Coaster, Bump Car (very reminiscent of those junior high years), and the Giant House, inspired by Jack & the Beanstalk (much to my surprise, I really enjoyed seeing such overscale things).
But, my personal favorite was Snow Town. It was not the thick ice and artificial freezing temperature sending a chill down my spine. It was the slide board that did it! I kept thinking about the consequences if the board capsized and my face slid against the ice. I know…..very morbid indeed.
If my eyes didn’t lie or my sense of perception still functioned, I would say I saw at least 20,000 revelers yesterday. The vast majority were Thais, and tourists couldn’t possibly have exceeded 500. So, if you want a break from those international tourism sites and happen to travel w/ kids, this is the place!
The only downside for me was the food. But to be fair, good food is never the domain of most fairs, is it?
Dream World may be nothing compared to Disneyland, but you’ll definitely witness and be part of something Thais are especially good at – having fun.
On a side note, maybe my company should buy a ticket and food coupon for PAD protesters as well. It is high time they realized that something else matters as much as “democracy,” and it’s spelled w/ an F, U, and N.
How to get there:
From the centre of Bangkok, take a direct van from the Victory Monument. The fare is 35 Baht or about 1 dollar. You can easily get to Victory Monument using the BTS Skytrain, getting off at the station of the same name.
From Don Muang Airport, take the outbound Bus No 538. The fare is surely less than 1 dollar.
From Suvarnnabhumi Airport, take the Bus No 559. The fare is also a non issue.
See also their site (if you read Thai) at http://www.dreamworld-th.com/
Joe
To continue w/ the tradition, my company was set to celebrate an anniversary in a grand style. This year was her 40th.
There are two reasons why I agreed to part w/ my Saturday morning, precious idyllic time that makes up my day off. 1) I wanted to please my boss by joining the event and 2) I needed something to lift up my spirit after being so disturbed w/ another deadly clash in Bangkok a few days ago.
Dream World could be the place.
A few thousand employees and their family were given a free ticket and food allowance to descend upon and enjoy Bangkok’s Disneyland. Too bad, I couldn’t bring my husband along. It is clearly said in the conditions that the spouse has to be recognized under Thai law. Well, this is what happens when the laws are yet to acknowledge your bedroom behavior and mating preference.
But, it’s good that there is someone my age in our small department. And, it’s even better that most of my colleagues have past their “theme-park prime,” and yet their children are still too young for many sections of the park. So the assistant accountant and I teamed up and explored the place before it is too late for us as well. Our only hope before the game started was that we wouldn’t come to the realization that our time also had already been. If only Dream World could promise more hope for two 30 year olds.
Hurricane, Haunted Castle (which was lame, lame, lame), Vikings, Snow Town, Raptor, Mountain Space (for which we queued for an hour but which last 2 minutes), Grand Canyon (where we got thoroughly soaked), Super Splash (which wasn’t planned at all before we got wet,) Sky Coaster, Bump Car (very reminiscent of those junior high years), and the Giant House, inspired by Jack & the Beanstalk (much to my surprise, I really enjoyed seeing such overscale things).But, my personal favorite was Snow Town. It was not the thick ice and artificial freezing temperature sending a chill down my spine. It was the slide board that did it! I kept thinking about the consequences if the board capsized and my face slid against the ice. I know…..very morbid indeed.
If my eyes didn’t lie or my sense of perception still functioned, I would say I saw at least 20,000 revelers yesterday. The vast majority were Thais, and tourists couldn’t possibly have exceeded 500. So, if you want a break from those international tourism sites and happen to travel w/ kids, this is the place!
The only downside for me was the food. But to be fair, good food is never the domain of most fairs, is it?
Dream World may be nothing compared to Disneyland, but you’ll definitely witness and be part of something Thais are especially good at – having fun.
On a side note, maybe my company should buy a ticket and food coupon for PAD protesters as well. It is high time they realized that something else matters as much as “democracy,” and it’s spelled w/ an F, U, and N.
How to get there:
From the centre of Bangkok, take a direct van from the Victory Monument. The fare is 35 Baht or about 1 dollar. You can easily get to Victory Monument using the BTS Skytrain, getting off at the station of the same name.
From Don Muang Airport, take the outbound Bus No 538. The fare is surely less than 1 dollar.
From Suvarnnabhumi Airport, take the Bus No 559. The fare is also a non issue.
See also their site (if you read Thai) at http://www.dreamworld-th.com/
Joe
2008/10/07
democracy and STATIONERY
At lunchtime, my mom called and updated me on the nastiness at the parliament.
Around two, I surfed Bangkok Post, BBC, International Herald Tribune, and CNN so I would know what they said about the current situation in my city.
At 6.30 I read news on BBC about a car bomb that left one woman dead somewhere near where the police had clashed w/ the protesters.
At 7, I left work and headed for B2S at Central World Plaza. I spent more than a thousand Baht there for cute stationeries. Well, I just got promoted and the desk I’m assigned to needs Joe’s touch.
It was almost 10 pm when I got home. My husband cooked me dinner and we ate. Randy again was pissed at Thaksin for allegedly being behind this violence. He’d read somewhere that the ousted prime minister and his wife, Pojaman, are applying for political asylum in the UK and using this turmoil as ground for remaining there. I was pissed that I had to do the dishes after a long day at work.
Also, Randy updated me that Paul, our good friend, will be coming back from the UK to his life in the City of Angels. We’re so happy to hear his dad is doing well so our friend can be where he prefers to be.
Tomorrow, I’m gonna be busy “decorating” my desk and again dealing w/ colleagues who don’t seem happy w/ my new position. Whatever! Life goes on no matter what.
Riot police, tear gas, injured protesters, government house and parliament under siege, power struggle between old and new money, growing or crumbling “democracy,” dirty dishes after dinner, fan freaking tastic colleagues. Oh my gosh, I looove the fluorescent blue staples!!!
Joe
Around two, I surfed Bangkok Post, BBC, International Herald Tribune, and CNN so I would know what they said about the current situation in my city.
At 6.30 I read news on BBC about a car bomb that left one woman dead somewhere near where the police had clashed w/ the protesters.
At 7, I left work and headed for B2S at Central World Plaza. I spent more than a thousand Baht there for cute stationeries. Well, I just got promoted and the desk I’m assigned to needs Joe’s touch. It was almost 10 pm when I got home. My husband cooked me dinner and we ate. Randy again was pissed at Thaksin for allegedly being behind this violence. He’d read somewhere that the ousted prime minister and his wife, Pojaman, are applying for political asylum in the UK and using this turmoil as ground for remaining there. I was pissed that I had to do the dishes after a long day at work.
Also, Randy updated me that Paul, our good friend, will be coming back from the UK to his life in the City of Angels. We’re so happy to hear his dad is doing well so our friend can be where he prefers to be.
Tomorrow, I’m gonna be busy “decorating” my desk and again dealing w/ colleagues who don’t seem happy w/ my new position. Whatever! Life goes on no matter what.
Riot police, tear gas, injured protesters, government house and parliament under siege, power struggle between old and new money, growing or crumbling “democracy,” dirty dishes after dinner, fan freaking tastic colleagues. Oh my gosh, I looove the fluorescent blue staples!!!
Joe
2008/10/04
Emotional Rescue
So you’ve lost much of that nest egg you were counting on to see you through your retirement years. Sleepless nights, constant fretting over the ongoing losses in the market, a few more grey hairs. You look in the mirror and see a person, not days or weeks older since this meltdown began, but years older. And to top it off you’ve lost enough money that that ‘lift’ you were going to reward yourself with this year is simply out of the question. Life can be cruel. Not only did you lose a whack of money, the last three white knuckle weeks have had their own ‘meltdown’ affect on your appearance. You could fix it, but we both know what that calls for – cash.
So you’ve lost some money. Tomorrow you’ll make some more. You always get through these tough times, don’t you? I know that I have. I also know that we need to feel good about ourselves, and especially so when things start to fall apart around us. So perhaps that procedure needs to be considered after all. But in a more creativefashion. You had planned to spend about $10,000 US to turn back the clock. What if you could still do it but for half that price? Tempting? Hmm.
It’s called medical tourism and it’s flourishing in Thailand, specifically Bangkok. Top notch surgeons working out of stylish clinics and hospitals performing procedures at prices 50 -70% less than in the West. Hop on a flight, check in, check out, recuperate in style and then Smile. This is the Land of Smiles after all. And you look fabulous!
Don’t get me wrong though. Personally I’m a firm believer in taking care of yourself throughout life. The knife to me is the last resort. But we all have a different threshold that marks that point in time. It was almost a year ago that a lovely lady and her husband checked in with us. She confided that she was here to have some work done. Her passport gave her age as 45, her face said 10 years older. Fast forward 2 months later and a more vibrant, youthful, 35 year old beauty I have yet to see. I’m a believer, when the time is right.
Yes, life can be cruel. It can also be what we make of it, through the good times and the difficult times.
At Bangkoksong we’ll cater to your all personal needs while you’re recuperating. And trust me, it’ll be our little secret.
So you’ve lost some money. Tomorrow you’ll make some more. You always get through these tough times, don’t you? I know that I have. I also know that we need to feel good about ourselves, and especially so when things start to fall apart around us. So perhaps that procedure needs to be considered after all. But in a more creativefashion. You had planned to spend about $10,000 US to turn back the clock. What if you could still do it but for half that price? Tempting? Hmm.
It’s called medical tourism and it’s flourishing in Thailand, specifically Bangkok. Top notch surgeons working out of stylish clinics and hospitals performing procedures at prices 50 -70% less than in the West. Hop on a flight, check in, check out, recuperate in style and then Smile. This is the Land of Smiles after all. And you look fabulous!
Don’t get me wrong though. Personally I’m a firm believer in taking care of yourself throughout life. The knife to me is the last resort. But we all have a different threshold that marks that point in time. It was almost a year ago that a lovely lady and her husband checked in with us. She confided that she was here to have some work done. Her passport gave her age as 45, her face said 10 years older. Fast forward 2 months later and a more vibrant, youthful, 35 year old beauty I have yet to see. I’m a believer, when the time is right.
Yes, life can be cruel. It can also be what we make of it, through the good times and the difficult times.
At Bangkoksong we’ll cater to your all personal needs while you’re recuperating. And trust me, it’ll be our little secret.
2008/10/03
How Foreigners Are Contributing to the Way Thais Interact: (continued from the post dated Aug 28, 08)
Before you read this post, pls devour the one on Aug 28, 08 for background
.................Despite the good intentions on the foreigners' part, we Thai people used to be a little embarrassed w/ how non Thais would join palms whenever, wherever, and to whomever.
I mentioned in my first post that we consider age and social standing before lifting the hands. We are not used to older people humbly thanking us or somebody w/ better credentials graciously sending an apology our way.
Generally, young people will be a little offended if an older one initiates the graciousness. They will not be pleased because it could mean they look older than they are. Or, it could mean they will die first because they are now “older.” Weird, hay?
Also, when you regard yourself as inferior or less experienced to somebody, you would never expect their humility to come your way.
However, foreigners have not been conforming at all.
I've seen daddy-type white men demurely greet someone who's young enough to be his grandson. Then, women of my mother's age submissively thank me for the direction. Again, there will always be my expat tenants who apologize to their maid, having forgotten to leave the salary on time. Can you imagine how awkward the maids would feel?
Who knows? This could mean you guys are (albeit unknowingly) bringing agelessness and equality to a society where everyone is supposed to be someone or no one when compared to someone else.
Yes, we were embarrassed or uncomfortable at first. Now, we are getting used to it as this is what expats and tourists do.
Now that we've sort of been conditioned to it, we start to like it and it would feel awkward if foreigners stopped doing it.
It’s not that we enjoy being regarded as older or superior or anything at all. Just appreciate when people from another culture respect what we hold dearly. No matter how mistaken a person can be, it is entirely a good gesture after all.
So keep up the good work.
Appreciative Joe
.................Despite the good intentions on the foreigners' part, we Thai people used to be a little embarrassed w/ how non Thais would join palms whenever, wherever, and to whomever.
I mentioned in my first post that we consider age and social standing before lifting the hands. We are not used to older people humbly thanking us or somebody w/ better credentials graciously sending an apology our way.
Generally, young people will be a little offended if an older one initiates the graciousness. They will not be pleased because it could mean they look older than they are. Or, it could mean they will die first because they are now “older.” Weird, hay?
Also, when you regard yourself as inferior or less experienced to somebody, you would never expect their humility to come your way.
However, foreigners have not been conforming at all.
I've seen daddy-type white men demurely greet someone who's young enough to be his grandson. Then, women of my mother's age submissively thank me for the direction. Again, there will always be my expat tenants who apologize to their maid, having forgotten to leave the salary on time. Can you imagine how awkward the maids would feel?
Who knows? This could mean you guys are (albeit unknowingly) bringing agelessness and equality to a society where everyone is supposed to be someone or no one when compared to someone else.
Yes, we were embarrassed or uncomfortable at first. Now, we are getting used to it as this is what expats and tourists do.
Now that we've sort of been conditioned to it, we start to like it and it would feel awkward if foreigners stopped doing it.
It’s not that we enjoy being regarded as older or superior or anything at all. Just appreciate when people from another culture respect what we hold dearly. No matter how mistaken a person can be, it is entirely a good gesture after all.
So keep up the good work.
Appreciative Joe
2008/09/29
Pride & Prejudice
Alright, I'm gonna just share this piece of news w/ you guys, without prejudice.
Bangkok is voted the "Best Leisure Destination in Asia-Pacific Region" for this year. The readers of Business Traveller Asia Pacific magazine have done so.
See for yourself at
http://www.bangkokpost.com/breaking_news/breakingnews.php?id=130964
http://enews.mcot.net/view.php?id=6508
http://www.phuketgazette.net/dailynews/index.asp?id=6819
http://citynewsr.com/2008/09/28/bangkok-the-best-in-hk-magazine-survey/
Joe
Bangkok is voted the "Best Leisure Destination in Asia-Pacific Region" for this year. The readers of Business Traveller Asia Pacific magazine have done so.
See for yourself at
http://www.bangkokpost.com/breaking_news/breakingnews.php?id=130964
http://enews.mcot.net/view.php?id=6508
http://www.phuketgazette.net/dailynews/index.asp?id=6819
http://citynewsr.com/2008/09/28/bangkok-the-best-in-hk-magazine-survey/
Joe
2008/09/27
Don’t come to Thailand!
No no, not because this country isn’t safe anymore. Anyone still remember the clash between the anti- and pro-government groups here in Bangkok? When did that happen again?
Months ago “subprime” used to be on everybody’s lip. At this hour, it is all about “bailout.” Whether it will work out or not is a matter for the future. My best wishes for ordinary people whose life savings are in danger!
The media said there are 3 banks in Thailand that are feeling the effects from the collapse of these American giants. I’m sure they will remember this for a long time.
Well, what else would have happened when our world’s economies are growth-driven? What else could we have become when we rely on the public to keep spending? So, let me chip in my part by saying
“Don’t come to Thailand if it will you land you w/ a liability for many months to come.”
“Don’t fly across the sky even though your credit limit can totally accommodate it.”
“Don’t let your Bangkok dream come true until your pocket is proportionately deep.”
“This exotic, exciting city will be here when the sun is shining again.”
“The trip wouldn’t be such a blast, would it, when that voice in your mind keeps reminding you of the looming frugality you’ll have to endure later, which could have been diverted.”
“So, don’t even think about coming to Bangkok unless you have the means to.”
“Look at what’s happening to the world’s economies. Isn’t it coming from us spending beyond our means?”
“Still, in the meantime, there’s no harm in taking a daily virtual tour of Bangkok through the internet, perhaps via this blog.”
Joe
Months ago “subprime” used to be on everybody’s lip. At this hour, it is all about “bailout.” Whether it will work out or not is a matter for the future. My best wishes for ordinary people whose life savings are in danger!
The media said there are 3 banks in Thailand that are feeling the effects from the collapse of these American giants. I’m sure they will remember this for a long time.
Well, what else would have happened when our world’s economies are growth-driven? What else could we have become when we rely on the public to keep spending? So, let me chip in my part by saying
“Don’t come to Thailand if it will you land you w/ a liability for many months to come.”
“Don’t fly across the sky even though your credit limit can totally accommodate it.”
“Don’t let your Bangkok dream come true until your pocket is proportionately deep.”
“This exotic, exciting city will be here when the sun is shining again.”
“The trip wouldn’t be such a blast, would it, when that voice in your mind keeps reminding you of the looming frugality you’ll have to endure later, which could have been diverted.”
“So, don’t even think about coming to Bangkok unless you have the means to.”
“Look at what’s happening to the world’s economies. Isn’t it coming from us spending beyond our means?”
“Still, in the meantime, there’s no harm in taking a daily virtual tour of Bangkok through the internet, perhaps via this blog.”
Joe
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