Fabulous, unique guesthouse w/ lots of social life, more photos at http://www.flickr.com/photos/bangkoksong/

Showing posts with label bangkok. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bangkok. Show all posts

2011/07/14

No. 1, Coming on Top, The Best, The Most Popular - AGAIN

You know what? Never ever bother with polls and surveys. They're a complete waste of time, pure nonsense, and sheer self-indulgence. Unless of course you've landed a spot (and if especially you've snatched the top notch) in the flattering ones!

http://www.travelandleisure.com/worldsbest/2011/cities

2008/10/30

Monthly Bailout

On average, each month contains 30 days. According to any estimate, Bangkok harbors millions of men and women attaching their lives to their monthly pay. I can’t help but wonder how many days in a month an average Joe is allowed to feel “affluent.” Also, I’m curious about how many of those can spend relatively freely for more than a few days in that month.

As far as I have seen, there are not too many days or too many people, which doesn’t come as a big surprise. Just ask any big city about the subjects who roam her streets on a daily basis.

But one thing that I know for sure is that when the ordinary people of the City of Angels rejoice over their payday, they do it in unison.

The starting monthly wage for college graduates holding a bachelor’s degree is an average of THB 12,000 (approx USD 350 or Euro 266.) (side note: minimum salary to have a regular credit card approved is THB 15,000 (approx USD 440 or Euro 330.)) Almost all monthly salaries in Bangkok come wired to a person’s bank account at month’s end. Pay day, hurray!!!!!

That is when it all happens.

There are a few reasons why a celebration en mass happens across the city. First of all, many young workers, esp. those leaving their parents behind in the provinces, get to take pride in sending a portion of their income home in support of the elders. This is on top of the Social Security Fund introduced some 15 years ago, a program that has been in place longer than most people can remember.

What is left after the above mentioned ‘gratitude’ tax is for city necessities. Rent (approx 4,000 - 5,000 Baht/month for a basic studio &, if you as a Bangkok native don't live w/ your parents anymore, which is increasingly common,) food, clothes, CELL PHONE BILL, and OTHER SOCIAL TAXES. Month end seems to be the only time of any month when most people can flirt w/ luxury, whatever that means individually. The best pay day is the one that falls on the Friday preceding the last weekend of a month. Call it Mad Friday if you will.

Vendor stalls that form part of canteen tents welcome administrative and secretarial staff who otherwise would only gobble up a 25-Baht meal in the food section and then head back to work. This day of the month sings a much more pleasurable tune. This day also sees office maids brandishing their 100-Baht bill at the vending section of the tent as well. But, higher earners from the same company go far beyond the tents.

After work these folks congregate with friends and lovers and flock to malls, restaurants, movie houses, bars, and concerts. It is so typical of department stores and retail shops to be flaunting discounts of 50-80% at midnight sales or clearance discounts over the last weekend of the month. This is when Bangkok is at her commercial peak. The traffic is beyond ludicrous, the sidewalks congested, taxi drivers happiest, night scenes the most flamboyant and of course spenders the most reckless. The entire city becomes a kite, flying high on ecstasy.


Euphoria is rampant.

After the happy pill makes you go up, it will eventually take you down. This very same law of gravity applies w/ Bangkok's spree as well. Taxi drivers told me they make good money from the 25th of any month until around the 10th of the next. Between then is not their favorite period. Also, I've never seen any out-of-this-world campaign to boost earnings by any establishment in the middle of a month. The hyper metropolis becomes sober for a while. Then, another pill is popped and the gorgeous numbness kicks in again.

Speaking of public spending, I can't help but be reminded of the financial gloom merrily spun by the world’s media at the moment. In Thailand's case, our central bank keeps assuring us we are just fine. For one thing, they say, non-performing loan accounts for only 4% of the total assets by all commercials banks in the country.

So, fine it is.

Travelers usually ask what time of the year is best to visit a place blah blah blah. Now, it’s not exclusively about which time of year anymore, is it? Come see right through most Bangkokians at a month's end or otherwise. Just pick a schedule you fantasize.

Oooh tomorrow is Friday, the 31st of October. What Chilean wine should I get for dinner? Should it be Merlot, Cabernet Sauvignon, or, Syrah? Oooh, can't wait! (side note: I'd rather use cash on "luxurious" items ‘cause I absolutely detest receiving a credit card statement from some heartless bank that demands at least a thousand Baht as the minimum payment.)

Struggling Joe

2008/10/07

democracy and STATIONERY

At lunchtime, my mom called and updated me on the nastiness at the parliament.

Around two, I surfed Bangkok Post, BBC, International Herald Tribune, and CNN so I would know what they said about the current situation in my city.

At 6.30 I read news on BBC about a car bomb that left one woman dead somewhere near where the police had clashed w/ the protesters.

At 7, I left work and headed for B2S at Central World Plaza. I spent more than a thousand Baht there for cute stationeries. Well, I just got promoted and the desk I’m assigned to needs Joe’s touch.

It was almost 10 pm when I got home. My husband cooked me dinner and we ate. Randy again was pissed at Thaksin for allegedly being behind this violence. He’d read somewhere that the ousted prime minister and his wife, Pojaman, are applying for political asylum in the UK and using this turmoil as ground for remaining there. I was pissed that I had to do the dishes after a long day at work.

Also, Randy updated me that Paul, our good friend, will be coming back from the UK to his life in the City of Angels. We’re so happy to hear his dad is doing well so our friend can be where he prefers to be.

Tomorrow, I’m gonna be busy “decorating” my desk and again dealing w/ colleagues who don’t seem happy w/ my new position. Whatever! Life goes on no matter what.

Riot police, tear gas, injured protesters, government house and parliament under siege, power struggle between old and new money, growing or crumbling “democracy,” dirty dishes after dinner, fan freaking tastic colleagues. Oh my gosh, I looove the fluorescent blue staples!!!

Joe

2008/09/29

Pride & Prejudice

Alright, I'm gonna just share this piece of news w/ you guys, without prejudice.

Bangkok is voted the "Best Leisure Destination in Asia-Pacific Region" for this year. The readers of Business Traveller Asia Pacific magazine have done so.

See for yourself at

http://www.bangkokpost.com/breaking_news/breakingnews.php?id=130964

http://enews.mcot.net/view.php?id=6508

http://www.phuketgazette.net/dailynews/index.asp?id=6819

http://citynewsr.com/2008/09/28/bangkok-the-best-in-hk-magazine-survey/


Joe

2008/09/27

Don’t come to Thailand!

No no, not because this country isn’t safe anymore. Anyone still remember the clash between the anti- and pro-government groups here in Bangkok? When did that happen again?


Months ago “subprime” used to be on everybody’s lip. At this hour, it is all about “bailout.” Whether it will work out or not is a matter for the future. My best wishes for ordinary people whose life savings are in danger!

The media said there are 3 banks in Thailand that are feeling the effects from the collapse of these American giants. I’m sure they will remember this for a long time.

Well, what else would have happened when our world’s economies are growth-driven? What else could we have become when we rely on the public to keep spending? So, let me chip in my part by saying

“Don’t come to Thailand if it will you land you w/ a liability for many months to come.”

“Don’t fly across the sky even though your credit limit can totally accommodate it.”

“Don’t let your Bangkok dream come true until your pocket is proportionately deep.”

“This exotic, exciting city will be here when the sun is shining again.”

“The trip wouldn’t be such a blast, would it, when that voice in your mind keeps reminding you of the looming frugality you’ll have to endure later, which could have been diverted.”

“So, don’t even think about coming to Bangkok unless you have the means to.”

“Look at what’s happening to the world’s economies. Isn’t it coming from us spending beyond our means?”

“Still, in the meantime, there’s no harm in taking a daily virtual tour of Bangkok through the internet, perhaps via this blog.”


Joe

2008/09/11

Tsunami and her enduring legacy

I had expected a lot today before joining a field study at the National Disaster Warning Center of Thailand.

Well, when you expect a lot, you’re easily on your way to acute disappointment, right?

It turned out I wasn’t disappointed at all. I was actually very surprised and impressed at what I saw and learned.

So, when you know you expect a little too much, you also assume some disappointment along the way. Perhaps you're even willing to accept less in the process. Before you know it, you end up w/ more than you had hoped for.

Anyway, remember the Tsunami that hit the Andaman coast of Thailand late in the year 2004? To prepare for any type of natural disaster that might follow, the center in question was established 5 months later in May 2005.

It is located outside of Bangkok, in Nontaburi province actually. But on the surface, you might very well mistake it for a Bangkok suburb. The road is wider, the air cleaner, buildings lower etc. One thing that is missing – water buffalo.

Well, Bangkok is creeping all over the place.

One of the things that I learned is that not every quake in the sea causes a tsunami while at the same time not every tsunami is caused by a quake.

But one of the things (and also most comforting) that was revealed to me is that we have all the necessary gadgets floating, buried, installed etc at every risky area. Any signal that they send will be analyzed w/ expertise by the center before the public is alerted.

The time needed for the whole process is 8 minutes, and they actually aim to reduce it, w/ the same level of accuracy of course.

Currently, there is one buoy floating in middle of the Indian Ocean that we can count on to alert us in case of an imminent tsunami (if any.) The thingy is courtesy of the majestic government of the United States of America. However, the royal government of Thailand is hard to please 'cause they aim to install two more in the future at their own budget. By the end of this year, the number of warning towers along hot beaches will also double. Relax, beach afacionados!

But if you prefer somewhere in the Gulf of Thailand whether it be Chang Island, Samet Island, Pattaya, Hua Hin, Samui Island etc, Captain Saran assured us that we are tucked safely inside the Gulf and the water is shallow enough to disinterest the cruel waves (if any.)

Back to the center, it’s operated 24/7. There are 3 shifts everyday of eight hours each. Anything that happens will be deciphered and us, the general public notified in a wisp of time.

Warnings are all pre-recorded so they are accurate and to the point. I personally loved the German version of the announcement. Very affirmative! I liked the Chinese one too. Very nasal but somehow flirtatious.

Captain Saran (whom the center borrowed from (and might never return to) the Royal Air Force of Thailand) told us that a tsunami of a similar scale might not strike again within the next 200 years, and therefore, keeping this center alive in the meantime might just be a waste of public money for the next 197 years.

Still, the Thai government will undoubtedly continue to fund this vital center. Just in case! See how paramount preparedness is in this not so panicky kingdom?

Now, it would be an unnatural disaster if you kept skipping Thailand, when you really can’t afford to.

Joe

2008/09/07

City of Angels

No no, we're not discussing Los Angeles even though her name makes her a legitimate one.

We're going to explore why Bangkok can be the city of angels too.

First of all, "Bangkok" is not the name Thai people give to the capital of the country. In the past, yes, but now we call her "Krungthep."

"Krung" means city or metropolis while "thep" is used to refer to the beautiful immortals that populate the paradise.

While Bangkokians are adamant that they are understood to resemble the gorgeous citizens up there, upcounty people, pitifully looking at themselves, have no choice but to play along. And, visiting Bangkok is in any small town person's to-do list before, well, they actually (hopefully) ascend up there.

Then, there is another celestial element about Bangkok.


Anywhere you go, whether it be a house, a hotel, an office building, a mall, a police station, the immigration bureau etc., if you look closely, you will see that every compound is protected by a guardian that resides in an ornate little house. And us mere mortals, should never ever degrade him or her or them w/ the word "dead people."

They are not dead. They are angels. It's true they might have been one of us several hundred lives ago. But obviously, they had done some noble things, so after the transition (which might be bluntly described as "death,") their souls were elevated big time! Who elevated them? No one! Just the way the universe works.

There are several classes of angels and the closer they are to human beings, the further away from Nirvana. These property guardians are very involved in human affairs and do respond to our wishes. Generally, it's the prosperity of the business operated within their jurisdiction that we expect of them.

The strategy is daily provision of fine food, good drink, beautiful desert, and appropriate flowers. Make sure you don't eat, crave, smell, or appreciate any of those first. Our angels really do not tolerate second-hand offerings!!!


Back to touchable "angels", of the Bangkokian type. They are everywhere and available in all kinds of form, or 'orientation" if you want me to be specific.

While some deserve the title, some simply seem to think that they do. I'm strictly talking about appearance here. Just go to, for example, any Starbucks, any Califonia Fitness, Bed Supper Club, DJ Station, or any skytrain or subway.

As for me, I'm about a hundred light years away from resembling an angel, but if you insisted, I wouldn't decline.

I mean I'm already a citizen of a city that many nickname "A Shopping Paradise," "The Thai Food Paradise" and of couse "A Sex Paradise."

I mean Why not?

Homely Joe

P.S. Note that I put the spirit house photo above the people one.
Well, 'cause it can never be the other way 'round!

2008/09/03

State of Emergency - What does it mean?

You probably have heard about it already. Bangkok is currently under siege of international press coverage.

It is sad that one person died and about fifty others got injured. It is even sadder that people who look just the same fought against one another. But it is the saddest that if you take any of them out for an interview, you might come to a conclusion that they don’t even know what democracy is.

Well, I’ve heard stories that both sides are paid.

If those stories turn out to be false, we might be able to take solace that this is part of growing. Democratic countries around the world have struggled before.

If those stories were true, let’s hope that the big guys behind the string know what emergency really means. At least in Bangkok’s case.

What emergency means is this - involved people need to realize faster than ray of light that we have too much to lose here. We can’t let this go on and on. Thailand really can’t afford that.

You know what you could do to help?

Do come to Bangkok as planned (if any.) Your presence will be a good reminder of all the good things that peace can generate.

If you’re concerned, look at the photo that I took, and you will see that Bangkok is like the ornate round table whereas the affected area is the glass of gin. Some people are just being drunk.

It is almost nothing in a grand scale. Come! We’ll treat you right.

Joe

2008/09/01

Somethin's coming over

There were times when things used to be so predictable. There were times when you could correctly guess what you saw. There were times when you could be so sure.

It is not always the case any more.

Nowadays, when you buy food from a food court in a mall, if you don't pay attention, you would think that the shop assistants are Thai. They look just like Thai people, maybe except for a fairer skin. Wait until they speak.

If you're guessing Burmese, you're right!

You walk into a luxurious hotel/serviced residence and contact a receptionist. You think he's cute and just your type. You're generally drawn to the sexiness of Thai-Chinese boys and this cutie couldn't be anything else. Let me tell you there is a strong possibility that he speaks Cantonese as his first language because he's from Hong Kong.

Then, there is a good-looking Thai girl you approach on the street for direction. You're impressed w/ her impeccable English, and wonder if she's been educated abroad or has a really good job. She immediately corrects you that she's just a secretary, but yes, she's educated abroad because Manila is where she's from.

Also, when you see a white man in a white dress shirt, never be too quick to assume that he works here in a top management position. If it was ten years ago, you could.

And, there is no need to mention the construction workers. Cambodia fares pretty dominantly in this field.

Last month, we were surprised to receive so many resumes from non-Thai candidates - Indian, Vietnamese, Singaporean, Filipino, Hong Konger, and Laotian. We had an opening for a guest relation officer who would be my subordinate. It was interesting to see many foreigners are willing to work 6 days a week for 12,000 Baht per month. In US dollars? It's about 360.

Just the other day, I freaked out! A messenger came to our building to deliver a rented DVD. His skin is so fair. He has slanting eyes. He bowed w/ such humility. And his Thai accent! Oh my goodness, I asked if he was Thai. No, he's not. He's from Tokyo! A messenger!

There's something going on in this 'same- same' city. Talk about infiltration?

Joe

2008/08/31

Hey Mr. DJ,

put the record on. I wanna dance w/ my baby!

Unfortunately, he didn't.

But fortunately, he gave us two CDs that he often plays when working. I'm listening to one of them right now. Very tribal. Just perfect for the red wine that is permeating and lubricating my soul as we speak.

This evening, I came home to find one of our guests to be a prominent DJ from Sydney. Wow!

I don't wanna name names but he dj's for a famous club on Oxford Street in Sydney. We feel so honored to have him stay w/ us, even for just one night.

Tomorrow, he's off to Europe, but he promises to come back for an extended stay in Bangkok. Last time he was here, it was a decade ago, and he is baffled w/ all the new things that Bangkok has to offer. The trip before here was in Angkor Wat, Cambodia. See? No matter where you've been to or you're going to, Bangkok is a transit city not to miss.

At dinner, we ordered naches from Coyote, which probably is the best Mexican bar in Bangkok. Edward de New York City is back for about ten days, so it was such a diamond time to get everyone together.

We ended up exploring various accents in the world as we had an Aussie, a New Yorker, a Canadian, and a Thai person at the table. In one of my future posts, I'm gonna discuss various accents in Thailand and how they are all outshone by the haughty one which is based right here in Bangkok.

Next party will be for our friend from Hawaii. She's going to stay w/ us for about a week. We're going to throw a memorable party for her. We're going to surprise her w/ a Bangkok 'delicacy.'

I don't wanna point out what it is but it does get mentioned in one of my former posts. Hint: August 24, 08.

Go read, and don't be scandalized!

Guitlessly-intoxicated Joe

2008/08/30

Another Tough Time

The city of Bangkok seemed normal today. Tourists were everywhere. The subway and skytrain that I took were packed. The malls were busy. Bangkok "dolls" still had her boyfriend or her lady in waiting follow them around the town w/ a digital camera. I went around doing my banking as I had done any other Saturday (in Thailand, many banks have their branches in the malls and are open 7 days a week, very convenient.)

That's a part of the city oblivious to something that matters more. Another part of Bangkok sings a totally different tune.

Right now as we speak, there is a huge ongoing protest against the government, at the Government House. The disgruntled people call themselves PAD (People's Alliance for Democracy). But, they have been barking against the democratically-elected government.

Last night the police fired tear gas to disperse the crowd, only to see more of them. Labor unions shut train services across the country, in addition to 3 airports in the south. Madness!!!!

By tomorrow evening, we will know if Prime Minister Samak will stay or not. He is reported to be meeting w/ His Majesty the King right now. Whatever His Majesty graciously advises, the premier will have to oblige.

Personally, I am not particularly fond of the chili cart being upset. The government has been in office for less than a year and the economy keeps growing while we have seen the nearly impossible; the unemployment rate sank from last year 1.5 to currently 1.4.

Still, PAD can't stand the fact that the government is linked to the ousted former prime minister. Heard of Thaksin Shinawatra? He's now in England, reportedly trying to seek a political asylum there. PAD want the government out. Some people just don't know when to stop.

But my husband is in favor of the unruly citizens. He compares and contrasts it to the lack of actions by one nation that should have spoken in a grand manner against her leader for stealing the election twice and hurling the country into a nasty, trapped war. Sounds familiar?

Randy went on w/ his reasons to validate the chaos and convince me that it is all ok. I just want my fabulous, peaceful Bangkok (the whole of her) back as soon as possible.

Looks like "as soon as possible" is really naive on my part. But I will uphold my naivety by hoping that the government will not use any more tear gas or any force but allow the freedom of (mad) speech to blossom until the backing resources are depleted.

We'll see who's gonna last - police who work in shifts or the fools who strand themselves in front of the house of government. You know, Thai people in general are very fickle and get bored very easily. The way I see it, it's a game of wait and see on both sides, a strategy of trying to wear your opponent out. Well it's working, at least on me - I'm worn out on this whole issue already!

Starry-eyed Joe

2008/08/29

Staying & Studying Thai? - Part II: Have never said No!

It's true we never say no even when we mean it.

I remember years ago when I started learning English in the primary school the funny trouble in answering a certain kind of question. Something like "So, you're not coming?" or "Don't you like mango?"

In Thai, to confirm to the above question that you're not coming or that you're not fond of the fruit, you say "Chai" which literally means yes.

In English, you say No to confirm, right?

So, if you study Thai and want to hit things right, say Yes to mean yes and also Yes to mean no. Make sure you don't confuse yourself. That's all.

So, what's the implication of all this?

Well, we Thais are nice and kind. We don't break people's heart, esp. at night when the heart is rather "fragile.' We say yes to everything.

Or, if you'd rather phrase it as "convenient," you're probably spot on!

Will be back for more on this wonderfully weird language. Off to a night out 'cause Bangkok is impatiently waiting for me!

Hopefully there will be someone out there to whom I can say yes all the way.

Joe

2008/08/23

Thai Mentality – Strolling Nation

Dinner w/ Jeffrey and David delighted me in many ways. Free food and smooth wine! And, what else?

While Jeffrey is about to finish decorating his condo in Bangkok, David has been living here for 2 years. The two Americans, from Irvine, Califfonia, and Houston, Texas respectively, are in love w/ the city and plan to make it their permanent home.

They raved about their new home in many ways, but there's one thing so far that drives them nuts. The pace of Bangkok!

People are often in their way and neither of them are able to bring themselves to say "it's ok." Imagine Jeffrey racing against time furniture shopping for his place or David rushing to meet his bf knowing he is already half an hour late.

Two of the issues they mentioned are people not forming a single line when using an escalator or blocking the already crowded sidewalks by standing and talking on their cellphone, always, it seems, in the most inopportune spot!

Explanation: (but don't take it as the whole reason why Thailand is, and likely will remain, a strolling nation. I believe what I'm going to say is only part of the picture, but a very noteworthy one.)

Once upon the time, Thailand was an agricultural nation. The majority of people worked their rice paddies with a water buffalo.

Right now,Thailand has changed a lot but the mindset of the people remains from before.

We don't walk fast, not because we're not in a hurry or because we don't want to finish things and get over w/ them. But somewhere in our consciousness we are told to take it slowly, and in the eye of many westerners, it becomes strolling instead of walking. But we do walk, I contest.

However there is one matter we are programed to consider, and it's called 'manners." If you walk as fast as some westerners might want you to, people will ask you this question w/ their piercing eyes.

"Have you lost your buffalo? Why are you walking like that?"

Although the vast majority of Thai people, especially in Bangkok, have never owned a water buffalo, none of us would ever want to exhibit behavior that would cause others to wonder if we have, indeed, lost our buffalo.

P.S. Scroll down a bit to read "Thai Mentality - Introduction"