Somethin's coming over

There were times when things used to be so predictable. There were times when you could correctly guess what you saw. There were times when you could be so sure.

It is not always the case any more.

Nowadays, when you buy food from a food court in a mall, if you don't pay attention, you would think that the shop assistants are Thai. They look just like Thai people, maybe except for a fairer skin. Wait until they speak.

If you're guessing Burmese, you're right!

You walk into a luxurious hotel/serviced residence and contact a receptionist. You think he's cute and just your type. You're generally drawn to the sexiness of Thai-Chinese boys and this cutie couldn't be anything else. Let me tell you there is a strong possibility that he speaks Cantonese as his first language because he's from Hong Kong.

Then, there is a good-looking Thai girl you approach on the street for direction. You're impressed w/ her impeccable English, and wonder if she's been educated abroad or has a really good job. She immediately corrects you that she's just a secretary, but yes, she's educated abroad because Manila is where she's from.

Also, when you see a white man in a white dress shirt, never be too quick to assume that he works here in a top management position. If it was ten years ago, you could.

And, there is no need to mention the construction workers. Cambodia fares pretty dominantly in this field.

Last month, we were surprised to receive so many resumes from non-Thai candidates - Indian, Vietnamese, Singaporean, Filipino, Hong Konger, and Laotian. We had an opening for a guest relation officer who would be my subordinate. It was interesting to see many foreigners are willing to work 6 days a week for 12,000 Baht per month. In US dollars? It's about 360.

Just the other day, I freaked out! A messenger came to our building to deliver a rented DVD. His skin is so fair. He has slanting eyes. He bowed w/ such humility. And his Thai accent! Oh my goodness, I asked if he was Thai. No, he's not. He's from Tokyo! A messenger!

There's something going on in this 'same- same' city. Talk about infiltration?

Joe